Archive for the ‘Twitter’ Category

  • On the train with a bunch of drunk guys, this is gonna be an odd ride #
  • I now have 2 resumes from 2 of the drunk guys. Crazy… #
  • Dear Chase,
    Please let me login to my bank account and view all my monies instead of making me call and wait on hold…. #
  • On the train… So tired.. :( #
  • @cdf12345 blackhawks are going down #
  • @cdf12345 you just doubt the truth. #
  • @b1rd I named one 5e. Oh wait… that’s the cats name… #
  • @exiva that’s illegal… I’m calling China. #
  • @b1rd check for the dinosaur in the litter box. I think he might be scared of it….. #
  • @b1rd don’t take it to the vet #
  • @b1rd wait the dog is a girl…Make sure it not just über fat and contains an alien cause that wouldn be weird and you don’t wanna look dumb #
  • @EricMichaud @EricMichaud man Eric without a voice…it truely is a Christmas miracle #
  • @b1rd buses do not use twitter. Stop sending them tweets.

    –Not a Bus #

  • Got promoted. I’m a manager now. :) #
  • @mmurray I look forward to the challenges it brings. Also we got accepted to speak at shmoocon :) #
  • @s4turn Dude it’s not same fisher it’s Snake. Look out…. it’s a snake…. #
  • @playingleader MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 #
  • paying bills is awesome…. :\ #
  • Fuck Yes! Shmoo accepted the talk on “The Gentlemen’s Agreement”!!!! Best Christmas ever Charlie Brown…. #
  • @w0oot WRENCH!!! #
  • @leighhollowell @w0oot WRENCH!!! #
  • @leighhollowell @w0oot WRENCH! WREEENCH!!! #
  • I has a cat… #
  • I lost the cat… #
  • @exiva @playingleader but the book said if you love something to let it go, and if it loves you it will come back… :’( #
  • The cat came back! #
  • @playingleader I don’t hax emotions… but the cat left again. :( #
  • Cat is back again. Make up your mind kitty. #
  • @b1rd come cook a pizza in my kitchen. #
  • @b1rd haha don’t eat and sleep. #
  • Woooo driving to Chicago #
  • Fuck you indiana #
  • My ass is magical! #
  • Sleeping in a purdue university parking lot waiting for the weather to get better. Rofl #
  • The movie “Yes Man” was actually really good. #
  • taco bell ftw #
  • @s4turn dude the girls never suppose to make the first move…. #
  • Yay for home #
  • @b1rd haha n00b. also don’t buy a couch. #
  • @b1rd cause I said so and I’m awesome. #